The Longest Haul: 15 Films That’ll Stretch Your Patience to the Max | Wealth of Geeks

A well-paced movie makes for an incredibly satisfying watch. Whether the story demands 90 minutes, two hours, or otherwise, a film should end with the audience thinking, “that was just the right length.”

However, that doesn’t always happen, and viewers are often left wishing the movie they’re watching would finish (or at least expecting it to). Here is a list of 15 movies fans wish

The Sound of Music (1965)

Image Credit: 20th Century Fox.

One moviegoer answered, “The sound of music. They get married and I said “that was a nice ending” and my wife says “the Nazis haven’t arrived.”

Another responded by saying, “Some people didn’t realize that The Sound of Music had an intermission. They only watched half the movie.”

Pearl Harbor (2001)

Pearl Harbor Ben Affleck
Image Credit: Buena Vista Pictures.

One critic suggested “Pearl Harbor.”

“There’s the climactic attack on Pearl Harbor. It’s explosive and tragic. So many people getting hurt and killed. And then … the movie slows down. And keeps going. For another hour. UGH.”

Another followed that up by quoting the late, great Roger Ebert:

“”Pearl Harbor is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours”

-Roger Ebert”

Titanic (1997)

Titanic Leonardo DiCaprio Kate Winslet Billy Zane
Image Credit: Paramount Pictures.

One fan remembered watching the epic movie at home and said, “Titanic, when you put that second tape in the VCR.”

There was complete agreement from another, who followed up by saying, “Yes! That’s how I saw it and couldn’t believe there was still a whole tape to go.”

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Full Metal Jacket R. Lee Ermey
Image Credit: Warner Bros.

Some filmgoers responded with movies they were happy had more time than expected to go, with one, in particular, saying “Full Metal Jacket,” before following that up by clarifying, “In an excellent way.”

Another responded by saying, “Full metal jacket [messed] me up the first time I saw it, the tone shift was so drastic that I thought someone changed the movie when I went to the bathroom.”

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Transformers: Age of Extinction Mark Wahlberg Nicola Peltz Beckham Jack Reynor
Image Credit: Paramount Pictures.

One film buff answered, “Transformers age of extinction, that movie was so awful I never even finished it.”

Another responded by saying, “My husband won free tickets. We went to the cinema together. I was actually enjoying it, I found the whole thing ridiculous and not-believable but I enjoyed myself. Then there was a loooooong time of explosions. And then the movie ended, I thought. I was like, great, 90 mins is a good length for a movie. And then they went to  China en it took another hour to end. It was so incredibly boring which could all be avoided if they just cut it off at 90 minutes.”

The Irishman (2019)

The Irishman Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Ray Romano
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One moviegoer suggested, “The Irishman 3.5 hour run time was a little long for one sitting.”

There was full agreement from another, who replied, “Came here to find this. I knew the film dealt with the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. Jimmy Hoffa “disappears” and there is still an hour to go.”

Black Adam (2022)

Black Adam Dwayne Johnson
Image Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures.

One fan said “Black Adam. I know it was only 2 hours, but to me it felt so much longer.”

Another responded in agreement, saying “My husband and I thought the same thing. I paused it saying god damn how much longer do we have? And then saw it was two hours total. Felt like a glitch in the matrix .”

Blonde (2022)

Blonde Evan Williams, Ana de Armas, Xavier Samuel
Image Credit: NETFLIX.

One critic simply suggested “Blonde.”

People agreed, with another replying, “First movie in years I couldn’t make it through and had to turn off.”

A third went into more detail, saying “I’m a sucker for art films so I liked it as I was watching it at first but it’s so unbearably slow and it’s just tragedy after tragedy shot beautifully, but the pacing and the torture p*rn nature of the movie makes it unfinishable. Cut it in half and don’t call her Marilyn Monroe and I think it would be fine.”

Babylon (2022)

Babylon Jean Smart
Image Credit: Paramount Pictures.

One person said “I watched Babylon last night and I was like, “Holy s**t, there is still 2 hours left?”.”

Another responded by saying “I had no idea it was so long. It wasn’t a good movie at all and I ended up leaving the theatre early.”

The Batman (2022)

The Batman Robert Pattinson
Image Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures.

One film buff said, “Batman (2022) after the Riddler gets caught.”

Another agreed, saying “I was trying to think which recent movie was like this, and this was it. I paused to grab a drink or something and my immediate thought was “How the HELL is there still THIS much movie left?””

Eternals (2021)

Eternals Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Gemma Chan, Ma Dong-seok, Brian Tyree Henry, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Lia McHugh
Image Credit: Marvel Studios.

One critic simply said “The Eternals.”

There was widespread agreement, with someone else replying “It would’ve been better as a Disney+ show. Even at such a long runtime, it felt like they tried to cram in too much” and u/Megalopath agreeing by saying “Literally watched this while building a desk, the desk was more interesting, tbh. :(”

Australia (2008)

Australia: Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman
Image Credit: 20th Century Fox.

One movie watcher suggested “Australia, but it was more like 90 minutes left. Still enjoyed it, though.”

An enthused fan  responded with “Yes! This is a good movie for thinking you were at the end then wait! Bonus plot!” and u/masterventris agreed, saying “It really does feel like two movies glued together!”

 Cats (2019)

Cats Francesca Hayward
Image Credit: Universal Pictures.

One critic simply replied with “Cats” before adding “Edit: I thought it would be fun-bad like Birdemic but it was BORING-bad like The Last Airbender.”

Another replied in agreement, saying “I can’t believe this is the only mention out of thousands of comments. This film is excruciating. I felt like time had literally slowed down, maybe that is what hell really feels like,” after which u/iraragorri quipped “It’s because no one else watched it.”

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill
Image Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures.

One filmgoer answered “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. When Bats and Supes are done fighting and you know that the fight with Doomsday was still going to happen. The name of the movie was the first clue that it was going to be an overly long slog.”

Another was in full agreement, saying “They could’ve made the whole doomsday topic into a separate movie, but NOPE, gotta combine it with a literal god going against a guy wearing a coke can.”

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Angela Bassett
Image Credit: Marvel Studios.

One moviegoer felt Black Panther Wakanda Forever was too long “It was just a lot of filler,” they said.

Another responded humorously, saying, “At least the title of the film is honest.”


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